His next piece was the aptly named Sonnet 130:

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun,
Coral is far more red, than her lips red,
...

Bacon on a crowbar

t3yw 12 points 1 hour ago

I bet a narwhal would love that.

greg 8 points 1 hour ago

I bet a narwhal would love that.

Dude narwhals don't eat bacon.

t3yw 15 points 1 hour ago

I bet a narwhal would love that.

Dude narwhals don't eat bacon.

Next thing you'll be saying they don't get capes and wizard hats either!

boing -5 points 1 hour ago

narwhals are worse than ceiling cat

fred 1 points 23 minutes ago

I bet a narwhal would love that.

I bet they'd love to peel a banana too.