Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who's playing first?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello becomes exasperated.
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
14:22 egof I'm not that nerdy, I've only seen 30% of the star trek episodes
14:23 kaj if you know what percentage of the star trek episodes you have seen, you are inarguably nerdy
14:23 egof it's unarguably
14:23 * kaj blinks
14:24 kaj you are not helping your case
Next, you meet a fisher. You can say one of several greetings:
She responds with "Hello, how may I help you?"; you can respond with:
She sells you a fish and the conversation finishes.
She is surprised and asks "What are you offering in return?".
She lends you her boat. The conversation ends.
"No thanks", she replies. Your conversation options at this point are the same as they were after asking to borrow her boat, minus any options you've suggested before.
She turns away. The conversation finishes.
She looks at you skeptically and says "Fish cannot run, miss".
The fisher sighs and the conversation ends.
"Good one!" she retorts. Your conversation options at this point are the same as those following "Hello there!" above.
She looks at her fish, giving you an opportunity to steal her boat, which you do. The conversation ends.
Some characters repeat their lines in order each time you interact with them, others randomly pick from amongst their lines. Those who respond in order have numbered entries in the lists below.
Before the accident:
After the accident:
During the first clan meeting:
After the earthquake:
Customer: Hello! I wish to register a complaint. Hello. Miss?
Shopkeeper: Watcha mean, miss?
Customer: Uh, I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint.
Shopkeeper: Sorry, we're closing for lunch.
Announcer: Number 16: The hand.
Interviewer: Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight Mr Norman St John Polevaulter, who for the past few years has been contradicting people. Mr Polevaulter, why do you contradict people?
Norman: I don't. [1]
Interviewer: You told me you did!
...
[1] This is, naturally, a lie,
but paradoxically if it were true he could not say so without
contradicting the interviewer and thus making it false.
Customer: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Shopkeeper: I'm sorry?
Customer: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Shopkeeper: No no no, this's'a tobacconist's.